I' ll kick your ass," he exclaimed. It is always a little funny when you see a patient being wheeled into the triage area lying on their stomach. I was working with a co-worker on a project for the team. So he had to get it out. After hanging up with her, I decided tn call the 'wrong' number again.
Roughly something like that, but I could not stop laughing for ages.
After she X-rayed him, they found that a large shower head had been inserted into his ass, WITH the long metal hose still connected to it, also inside him. The X-ray tech, a shy timid year-old girl who had been there for only a few weeks, brings to our doc a folder with the images. Although, I do have a great story of incompetence from a manager, one of the lower down managers, he's a bit of a twat and that's putting it nicely, how he still has his job is beyond me. He rushes over to the dumbwaiter and in one hand picks up the paper work and the other, a giant tube of chorizo sausage. I got her son some Megablox for his birthday shortly after this. He was also insisted that the staff not tell his wife about his hospital visit. Just do it a bit faster in 5 hours.